Ladies and Gentlemen (drum roll)………
Today, we delve into the spheres of the booze….the haze and the fabulous configuration of the female gender (in which the Good LORD decided to adorn the Earth with).
Victor was seen drinking from a bottle of Chelsea dry gin as early as 6am on a Saturday morning and Seun was like haba early this morning? Victor’s response was so shocking but objectively it was true. Victor said where has it been written that you shouldn’t take alcohol in the mornings. Call me crazy but Victor was right. I can’t say drinking is good or bad and I have always looked out for prescription instructions on every alcoholic beverage bottle I see. Well except the locally made alcohol (sepe) which isn’t regulated by NAFDAC. I didn’t find any instruction saying drink alcohol in the morning, afternoon or at night. Victor may have a point but please drink responsibly.
Smoking is something I have tried, but it didn’t work for me (Thank GOD for my life). Back in Uni, I lived in a hall with about 15 other guys and I was the only one who never smoked amongst these great fellas. Trust me I know what you thinking; it’s not possible for me not to have smoked shey? Strange but true. People hardly believed me, and the best I heard was I am a passive smoker. What’s the difference between drinking and smoking? Well I see no difference between smoking and a drinking. They are both dangerous to our health as it is generally believed. While some people think drinking is better, I am of the opinion that what is bad is BAD. I am not saying people that drink or smoke are bad though.
Women? …Haaaa… Don’t get me started
Well that’s something else. I like woman I no go lie. Even as I am dating a hottie, I still stop and stare at chics, abeg its normal jor, though in my C.R.K (Christian Religious Knowledge) class back in high school we were told ogling at a lady is fornication. Is it avoidable not to stare at the near perfect formation of Our Father’s work? (I digress).
My born again friend (married) was driving home from work one day, he saw this stunningly beautiful lady and he kept looking at this woman to a point that she felt uncomfortable. After a while, he asked GOD for forgiveness and said to himself I have a beautiful wife at home, so why am I doing this? I am not justifying the reason for staring at a lady, I am just saying some things are rather difficult (or we guys MAY just be appreciating those masterpieces).
GOD help us all.